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      Tauren has seen TEETH

      and he still fears vag

      TEETH is a black comedy horror film written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein.  Although this only being his second film ever written/directed, his craft is reaching perfection to the quirky audiences of America.  High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Ross McIntire's (Nip/Tuck's John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.



      This film is a perfect example of the black comedy horror genre.  It marriages a smooth blend of scary, funny and often disgusting moments into a seamless beauty of an indie feature.  No where in the major studios could a low budget film about toothed vaginae ever be produced, yet Mitchell Lichtenstein found a way to make his movie reach wide audiences with TEETH's premiere at the Sundance Film Festival in January of 2007.  A year later and I finally made it to the local art cinema house and am over-joyed by the production of such a strange subject. 



      Jess Weixler (the leading female) was a brilliant casting choice.  Her cute, innocent, quirky yet empowering role must have been quite a climb.  Not any pretty-girl can play this type of role.  By the end of the film, Dawn has turned a new leaf and is not the timid celibate teenage we met at the beginning.  I was disappointed with the casting of John Hensley.  Already not being a fan of his from Nip/Tuck, I didn't believe his incestuous dark brooding character for a moment.  And the fake tattoos were extremely distracting from his muted performance.  Even his jaw-dropping finale moment was dulled over by his mellow style of delivery. 



      I highly recommend this film for the strange-at-heart.  If you enjoy a well-made indie film with smart acting and humorous undertones, this film is for you!

      (Just little bit of trivia before I depart.  The director, Mitchell Lichtenstein is the son of famous contemporary artist, Roy Lichtenstein, who introduced comic-art to the pop culture art world!)

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